The Corrupt A Wish Game

The game is simple: corrupt the wish of the person above you, and then make your own.

[EX:
Me: I wish that I could have my own starfighter squadron NOW.
Caliber: Granted, but the recruits are all terrible and the starfighters are broken.

I wish for ETC.]

Get it? Here we go.

I wish I didn't need sleep so I could play Reach forever.

Granted, But your Xbox gets the red ring of death after the 3rd day of playing

I wish that SWTOR came out this weekend

Vynn: I wish I didn't need sleep so I could play Reach forever.
Xander: Granted but I must take your TV and replace it with this


Xander: I wished that I had a billion £

(Remember, you can only grant and corrupt the wish above your own, and you MUST make a wish as well.)

HARB

Granted, but 'Star Wars' turns out to be a codename. It's actually Star Trek Online 2.

I wish that It was so hard to find the combo ingredients in Dead Rising 2.

Granted, but your Dead Rising 2 game breaks, and so does every1 you buy.

I wish i could become a real jedi

Granted, but you don't have any lightsabers nor force powers.

I wish Traxex would go away

Granted, but Trax spends the time away from the site stalking you in real life.

I wish my head didn't feel like it's about to explode.

Granted but then you arse feels like its about to explode ><

I wish i would get a SWTOR Bet key

Granted, but the game is glitched.

I wish Cal would annoy Jaina instead of me

(btw how could i be a jedi with no force powers? then i wouldnt be a jedi now would i?)

Granted but then jaina has to take her anger out on you with 75 punches to the face.

I wish traxex knew how ths actually worked

Granted, but then he would just make stupid wishes.

I wish I had a co-op buddy for Dead Rising 2. (

Granted, but it turns out to be Harb and he sucks.

I wish Harb and Cal would leave me alone

Granted but then vyynn and jephos can have you

I Wish i didnt have a headache

Granted, but you get an uncomfortable STD instead.

I wish that I had the strength of an ox!

Granted but you were turn to a ox and can no longer type in the comp

I wish lucasarts would make swbf3

Granted but you'd have to play in co-op mode with Trax

I wish i would be tha AL's Grand Master

Granted but all the members left to other guilds.

I wish john lennon was still alive.

Granted but then he is a zombie and zombiegeddon happens for your ill thought wishes xD

I wish i had a billion dollars to share to our guildies.

Granted, but we learn its fake and you get banned from the guild.

I wish i didnt have to mow the lawn in the rain.

Granted, but then you have to mow in the blazing heat.

I wish that I was invisible.

Granted, but your so clumsy that people would know where you are, all of the time.

I wish i didnt have so much homework!

Granted but you now have to stay in school up to 10:30

I wish Justin beiber would stop making music.(If you can even call it music.....)

Granted, but the girls will become aggressive and blame every man on the world.

I wished that I had a machine which gave me money for doing good deeds

Granted, but you get another machine that gives you horrible gas when you do extra-good deeds

I wish i could go back to Florida and ride all of the roller coasters i love

Granted but I drive a few minutes down the road to those theme parks and destroy them, mainly because I live minutes away from those theme parks in real life.


I wish I had another wish. lol.