The Corrupt A Wish Game

Granted but it can only be a wish that causes harm to your family....Choose wisely caliber

I wish that i was a pirate

Granted, but you have no crew nor a ship.

I wish this friday can come earlier!

Granted, but the Armageddon comes earlier too...on that particular Friday.

I wish that I was not so cold right now.

Granted but then you become really hot and the whether is humid and u have no AC or a fan.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, but the conundrum of wishing for nothing when the very act of wishing for it is somethiong destroys your mind.

I wish that everyone will be super happy!

Granted, but then where will the Sith go?

I wish I got more sleep.

Granted but you fall asleep for 10 years.

I wish for a lamp that give me 3 wishes.

Granted, but you can only make wishes about lamps.

I wished that I knew how to use photoshop

granted but you spend the rest of your life using photoshop with no photos

I wish i had a new guitar.

granted but guitar is smaller then your right hand.



I wish i could dunk or hang to basket in basketball matches

Granted but then your hands would sting like hell (trust me, I learned from experience)

I wish I had less homework

Granted but then you have to go to school in Cuba. Under the teaching direction of Castro.



I wish I got a new laptop

Granted, but it's a Compaq laptop! Zing!

I wish that I gave off an irresistable aroma that made women unable to resist me.

Granted but it smells like poop and only old women were attracted to the scent.


I wish I was Puc-Man

Granted but you become Leia's T-Shirt when she is old wrinkly and has breast cancer.

I wish I was made of chocolate that could not melt nor break

Granted but it was white choclate-gross

I wish I could teleport anywhere in the world.

Granted but it has to be traxex's house

I wish their were no stupid people in the world.

Granted, but all the stupid people became know-it-all jerks.

I wish harb wish for a better wish.

Granted but then your wishes start to suck.

I wish fatty foods wouldnt make you gain weight

Granted but then u would gain gravity and ud be slow even if you looked fit

I wish for hitlers reincarnation.

Granted, but you know have a bounty on your head by any allied forces in WWII

I wish it would rain M&M.

Granted, but the chocolate is old and rotten

I wish I had a shield which would remove and harmful effects from me making my superman.

Granted, but Green Kryptonite replaces grass.

I wish November would come RIGHT NOW.

Granted, but it is the end of the world.

I wish I was batman

Granted, but your sidekick has to be trax

I wish I was in a world of LSD.