The Corrupt A Wish Game

Granted, but your journey there turns into a bad trip. (See what I did there?!?!?)

I wish I had more motivation to play WoW while waiting for TOR.

Granted but TOR's releas date is pushed back 2 more years O.O

I wish i got more sleep last night.

Granted but you still feel like crap the next morning.

I wish i can go back to Corning to spend another week in the finger lakes

Granted, but then the airlines all over then world break down and will be fix 5 years from now.

I wish we all won a V.I.P test for swtor.

Granted, but the game is terrible and the guild disbands in sadness.

I wish I never had to sleep!

Granted but then while your awake you must play Xbox Live all day on Reach with only 13 year olds.

I Wish for another Wish!

Granted, but you can only wish about something involving Bruno, a very large, angry Italian man.

I wish that leveling in WoW wasn't so hard.

Granted but then you can only lvl to 35

I wish for world hunger to end.

Granted, But world thirst has increased.

I wish I wish World war II had never happen.

Granted but Japan keeps annoying us about fuel or whatever the beep they want

I wish weekends could last longer

Granted, but you must go to school 14 days in a row.

I wish I was a cake.

Granted, but you will be eaten

I wish I can do whatever I want in chat

Granted, but then you must change your name to Venhimsmiff toogle IloveJustinBieber.

I wish i could make the best alfredo sauce in the world

Granted but nobody would like it

I wish I can have the climbing powerz of a monkeh

Granted, but you were shorlty taken to a lab to scan your body in very painful ways

I wish I was born in the 80s-90s where all the good music was

Granted, but all the women are ugly

I wish i could eat some pie right now

Granted, but the pie will cause you to explode

I wish I can own a nuke

Granted, but you would probably accidentally set it to blow and cause your whole local area to die off.

I wish that I had another cat so my cat wasn't lonely.

Granted, but they gang up and attacks you until you give them a food raise.

I wish that Traxex was not my partner
Xander (Batman) Traxex (Robin)

Granted, But you are no longer batman you are now regular Xander

I wish Bioware could make space like Star wars galaxies or star wars Battlefront 2

Granted, but then another company comes and makes space better than bioware.

I wish I was Batman again.

Granted, but then your not scary anymore

I wish KOTOR 2 WOULD WORK!!!

Granted but it stops right before you end it.

I wish Bioware would release Dragon Age 2 already...

Granted, but swtor was cancelled and the guild breaks apart

I wish I could learn french faster.

Granted, but then you forget English.

I wish that I had a much larger stock of Bottlecaps!